Sunday, November 21, 2010

Ode To Katie The Wastrel

The song Katie should have sung in the X Factor Beatles Week:

What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you still call and vote in for me
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my fans fail to vote
To be always in the bottom two
I sit on my butt and say sod it then
And trust the judges to still put me through

Yeah, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

I just need everybody
I need them all to love me
Oh please just anybody
Someone to love little me

Would you believe that I'm still in the show
When so many don't like what they see
I just change my disguise, wear feathers in my eyes
Then tell them this is the real me

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

I just need everybody
I need them all to love me
Oh please just anybody
Someone to love little me

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Yes, despite weekly audience trends
Mm, on Cowell and Walsh I depend
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my friends


SAF

2 comments:

Claire Farrell said...

LOL - very good.

I'm just cranky about tonight's result. >(

SAF said...

Hey Claire, me too.

Cher should not have been in danger.

SAF